Bought a bag of little chocolate donuts.

Ate them all in one fell swoop.

Tell me that's not impressive.

Reassociating with the liminal state.

Wet my hair for a Zoom call.

How aloof can I be?

Cat claws for lap space.

Legs slowly atrophy.

Replaced with meat nubs and toenails.

Watch porn like it's sweeps week.

I've found the nuance of tits.

Dream like I've fallen into a vat of memories made by an AI that learned 12% of my life story and filled the rest in using frog DNA.

Wake up drooling.

Let's do the laundry.

No, can't leave.

Stay inside.

Keep on drooling.