One of the floats

In the Straight Pride

Parade is of a bar

Which has single

Lonely ladies sipping

Zimas and sitting at

Each barstool and they

Are dressed scantily

And sitting in such

A way that their asses

Stick out over the

Stool. Then some

Dudes dressed as

Cowboys walk by and

Grab each ass as they

Stab their own eyes

Out with miniature

Super Bowl trophies,

Licking the blood and

Vitreous fluid as they

Attempt to get an

Erection before the

Women realize they

Are handcuffed to

The float.