curves to the left

she received a dick pic and

states that she’s impressed;

a man in beverly hills has

an impressive schlong and

i wonder how thick his

wallet is. it’s hard not to be

mad at these women who

receive men’s praise for the

simple upkeep of their face

and breasts, legs and bush.

i took a shower this morning;

i washed my jangly bits—

with soap!—give me some money!