247: fred (micrologue)

i’ve got all this grease on my forehead. i don’t know what’s going on. it’s hot out and yeah i’m sweating a little bit but i’ve never had this problem before. i think it’s my hair gel. i think it’s leaking down my forehead. this is what i get for being this fancy-pants lawyer type now. gotta keep my hair slicked bad, you see. gotta keep this suitcase. gotta shake hands. always shaking hands. but man if you know how to get this grease offa my head let me know, cause it’s gross as hell and makes me look bad.

By Josh

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