so i had this dream where i’m getting into a bathtub full of custard. and it’s not cold custard, it’s warm, a bath full of warm custard. it felt amazing. it felt like my entire body was a dick entering a gloriously warm pussy. it felt so good i sort of just melted into it, i became the custard, and i felt all of my muscles and organs just relax, everything relaxed so much, and i didn’t have to breathe. i was just submerged in warm custard.
when i woke up i was all tingly and felt like a couldn’t move. i also noticed that i had pissed the bed.
so … that’s why i pissed the bed. because i was enveloped in custard.